Neurodivergent IT wizardry with cables neatly labelled, racks organized, and chaos contained.
Brain CPU: 9000%
Runs on coffee, pure focus, and obsessive attention to detail.
- Thoughts: Indexed, tagged, and archived
- Scripts: Versioned and commented
- Ideas: Prioritized by ROI and humor potential
Server Room Madness
All cables labelled, racks aligned, airflow optimized.
- Cable type color-coded
- Patch panels numbered & labelled
- Server IDs consistent across documentation
Code Level: Neurodivergent
Code so precise even chaos has a process.
- Tabs vs spaces: resolved once and for all
- Functions named like a filing system
- Commits: semantic, readable, hilarious
Network Chaos
Every VLAN, subnet, and switch is accounted for.
- IP ranges documented
- Switch configs versioned
- Routing tables double-checked